Cnn posts conflicted headlines over conflicted youth

Thanks to Jerry for sending in this screen shot of ridiculous cnn headlines at odds:
Levi Johnston: Palins 'treated me like a son'

right smack above

Ticker: Levi threatens legal action against Palin

This ridiculous pair of conflicted headlines back to back is almost warranted given that Levi didn't know which side of the fence to lean towards. He was so confused in his interview with Larry King that he first claims that he doesn't have a lawyer and then his mom comes on and says they have had a lawyer for some time. He says that he thinks the Palins didn't know they were having sex but he thought they did know they were having sex. He won't kiss and tell about having sex in the Palin home but hats off to King for asking!

September 8 2008 Girl, 3, sucked into drain as dad watches

• 4-eared cat, 2-headed turtle cause stir
• Fannie, Freddie plunge again-who cares now that we all have to bail them out and the shares were dissolved. Plus, Palin will deliver us from big government and corporate welfare.
  
• 50-foot spider moves 2 mph
• Church not a sex club, reverend says kind of a jerry springer "news" story- hope there's an update
  
• Girl, 3, sucked into drain as dad watches

From Cnn's "Science" page Asia pollution may boost U.S. temperatures unlike, of course, U.S. pollution.

August 7 2008 CENTENNIAL POST! Owners cuddle, dress pets ... then fry them

This post marks the 100th drawing posted on cnn is like the worst "news" source. ever.
In celebration and due to other pursuits the format will from here on change. I will be posting drawings weekly. The new drawings will be a montage of the weeks' absurdity from cnn. The "news" seems to run together anyway and it will be more fun for me and hopefully you to mash the headlines together. Thank you so much for tuning in to "news" designed to tune you out!

Anderson Cooper, anchor voted "most like me" by readers of this blog, reports on a guinea pig parade of Peru. fried pets