December 31 2008 Woman, 88, yanks nude intruder's testicles

Happy New Year's Eve.
Not really over at cnn.com

Poisoned kids cry in agony as parents worry
Tree limb from windy day injures tot
Driver uses scissors to fight off carjacker
Woman plunges off hotel near Disney
And if those didn't make you add a couple layers to your exoskeleton, perhaps this will.
Woman, 88, yanks nude intruder's testicles
The woman, alias "Jennifer," suggests to lock your door and have a security light to prevent such situations. And, yes, the intruder was caught by local authorities. His name: Mike Dick!

March 12 Oldest Man to Run Marathon

A centenarian is in training for the 26.2 mile shuffle. Why is this news? Because CNN.com says so. And also we can no longer tolerate the boredom of that politician prostitution ring thingy or the Mary Ann busted for Mary Jane jokes. At the age of 101, the inspirational "Buster" Martin is training to become the oldest person to complete a marathon. His secret? Pint breaks. See Buster's Video!