July 7 2008 Communion wafer held hostage

During catholic mass a student took communion and with great wiliness spit it into his palm for safe keeping. A church official saw this act of defiance and struggled to pry christ out of his hands. Both parties are pressing charges and the saliva soaked body of christ is being held hostage in a ziplock baggie in Florida.

Ralph Nader: Why I'm the best choice
cnn.com gives some airplay to Nader and offers a T-shirt. They even let him talk about the corporate interests of the other candidates until the host claims it's just the normal thing that politicians do. Nader, now at 6% in the polls, basically tells him that business as usual is simply not good business.

June 27 2008 Jesus' image on a marble slab

Jesus' image on a marble slab
Today's headlines are really depressing, a deluge of bad news so you can't focus on any of it. I guess that's the point.
Scientists bet North Pole will melt away this year
Teens beat homeless man to death
3 teachers accused of sex with students
I'll 'rip apart' raped kids, lawmaker vows
Afghanistan: Allied death toll reaches 7-year high
Boy, 2, survives 6 days with mom's body
Muskrats + showers = levee breach
Stocks slide into bear territory

2 headlines yesterday on issues upholding the Bill of Rights (handgun ban in DC overturned [2nd amendment] and child rapist will not get capital punishment [8th amendment], but the preliminary passing vote in the Senate over the unconstitutional wiretapping which already passed in the House [4th amendment] was buried. In fact, this article is all but confusing on the real outcome. Language like "effort to derail an overhaul of U.S. wiretapping laws fails in the Senate" was used instead of just bill supporting illegal wiretapping likely to pass. Kind of brilliant that everyone is focused on upholding two amendments which at the moment effect only DC residents and child rapists while in the background all citizens are loosing protection against surveillance without probable cause. SLIMY. Talk to your Senators before they place the final vote.

May 8 2008 Crop Circles Cause Mystery

Oh poor Mikey. He's so eager and enthusiastic in this clip as he reports on "cwop stircles". Very cute. Very sensational. Over the top with alliteration.

April 9 2008 Baby with two faces worshipped as goddess

This video shows the "two faced" baby born to a poor farming couple in India. The baby is touched by over 100 people a day (germs!), stopping by for a visit on their way to see the 8 limbed goddess baby. I completely understand the need to capitalize on your children but wouldn't it be more lucrative to sue the international corporations whose cost-cutting measures resulted in the toxic conditions and deformed children. If you want a twinge of toxic, see also Dad, daughter say incest produced babies .