June 11 2008 Saloon bridesmaid hated dress

Saloon bridesmaid hated dress the most popular story this morning on a "news" network. aaaaah! I was doing some research and found that it's basically this people magazine article abridged and refreshed.
Nail stabs man's head; hammer removes it
Can you top this crazy cubicle? take a couple hours from work to spice up your cubicle and send a picture in to ireport.
Incest dungeon girl reunited with family
Paul Newman responds to cancer rumors verified rumor report
Bush: No regrets over Iraq Bush tells Iran there is a better way forward than isolation, but fails to explain why he did not take this better way.

April 29 2008 Man vs. gator in 7-minute battle for life

A very inspirational line up today.
Man vs. gator in 7-minute battle for life a recap of yesterday's alligator attack at a golf course.
You may now kick the bride a VERY detailed report of some cop-style criminal mischief at a wedding reception. They even list the articles of clothing that the groom sported on his release.
iReport.com: Playing 'Grand Theft Auto' today?
Does anyone play grand theft auto on its release day and set it aside to report back to CNN? Fascinating.
40-lb. hunk of metal hits driver in face
Snoozy baby bear can't stay awake
A typical CNN commentary-less "news" story that has been extended for no apparent reason to 54 seconds by repeating the beginning segment where someone in the background at this wood shed expresses concern over the bear falling into his bowl of milk.