4.10.2008

April 10 2008 Principal had teens, porn, pot, cops say


Thank you CNN. Thank you for alerting me that not so famous person and not so famous person's kid sister are now engaged. Thank you for letting me know I can count on you for the latest Masters scores and I don't have to wait until its over. Thank you for telling me that its actually not that difficult to cut through someone's neck with a handsaw but bodies don't burn all that well. Thank you for alerting me to the black lab mix up at an Oregon kennel.
But thank you most of all, CNN, for Nancy Grace.
Oh Nancy, don't get so huffy. The guy took the teens out for wine coolers and let them watch the first 5 minutes of Alvin and the Chipmunks. Cute!

2 comments:

Joshua said...

I'm glad Fecal Face linked your blog. I go to CNN.com everyday for a laugh but now I can just go here! awesome blog..

kelsworth said...

Thanks Joshua for the lovely comment! I vow to weed through CNN weekdaily to deliver only the most un-newsworthy content possible so you won't have to. FF rocks and was so very very kind to post the link. Cheers!

 
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