A recap of today's infauxmation:
Essence: John McCain: A man apart
Martin: Make flag pin the 28th Amendment a report of how CNN-style reporting on the election doesn't have anything to do with anything and is ultimately useless, tiresome and distracting.
Gas prices drive Geos from clunkers to chic
CNNMoney: Paper money ruled unfair to blind
Firefighters replace girl's prom dress
Denise Richards: Charlie Sheen like a stranger
Porn may be slapped with 25% tax
But the best today was the video of a drive through coffee shop where the girls wear pasties
and a local mom finds it "terrifying!"