Today's "news" headlines:
WIBW: Parachutist misses target, hits band
Dwight Schrute plays CNN weatherman the nuzzler from six feet under.
Cows' No. 2 is No. 1 on this farm
Biogas on a mass scale powers this dairy farm. number 2.
Shark jumps into surfing photos
Toy radar gun scares speeders a kid on a bike monitors speeders in his neighborhood with a radar gun.
And then she immediately contacted CNN to come to her house and check out the 8 foot python. Not on my emergency contact list.